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AGT Be a Better Person Championships Finale
AGT will have a "Be a Better Person Championships" round in early 2020 which will include high-placing (quarterfinals and higher, with one exception) contestants of past seasons who are controversial. The winner will receive $37 for 18 months, a total prize of $666, as well as the oppurtunity to let any person in the world have a three-year imprisonment.
 * 1) Michael Ketterer - Michael's sobstory will include being sorry. He will sing "Sorry" by Justin Bieber to which feminists Mel and Heidi buzz (yes, BaBPC will have all the same judges). Michael will be very mad about his placement in the competition.
 * 2) Jimmy Rose - Jimmy will force the producers to change his sobstory to be "I am sorry for not being nice sometimes" instead of something more... necessary. He will sing "Smiles for You" by Hayden Summerall, and because of the dumb song choice, he will be buzzed out of the competition. However, Simon will say that he thinks Jimmy is a "genuinely good person" to which Jimmy cusses him out in the manner of Zoe Alexander.
 * 3) The Sacred Riana - The Sacred Riana will perform a typical magic act in which Tyra writes her name on a card, Riana swallows the card, Riana regurgitates the card, and the card comes out of her mouth with Riana's name on it. This whole performance will be done to "Only Time" by Enya as well as the song she used for her Season 13 Quarterfinals performance. She will be buzzed by Simon but will still receive four standing ovations.
 * 4) Flau'jae - Camoflau'jae will perform her song "Imma Put My Gun Down (You Know What)." She will receive no standing ovations. The judges will make her feel REALLY uncomfortable by asking her if she had done anything controversial enough to be on the show, and she will say that she raps "in place of [her] father's shooter." Mel will be very confused as her father's shooter was never on AGT, and Simon will buzz Mel.
 * 5) Aileen George - Aileen will perform a pole dance to "Moondance" by Michael Buble. Despite not even reaching the Quartefinals, Howie will force her to return to the show for the sake of having enough contestants. Howie will buzz her and show everyone that he can do the same things she can on the stripper pole. He won't be able to, causing Aileen to get more votes than expected.
 * 6) Brian King Joseph - Brian will play "For the First Time in Forever" on his violin as an apology for being a "bad role model." As a knock-off Lindsey Stirling, he will add a hip-hoppier vibe as well as weird dancing. He will receive standing ovations from every judge, but Mel will have "a little bit of criticism" in which she doesn't like his dancing. After his performance, Brian will acknowledge that if he wins the competition, he will let his sidechick Zhavia remove his dreadlocks.
 * 7) Sue Fink - Sue Fink of the Angel City Kerall will finally sing by herself. Why is she here? Because of forcing people to give her votes on 9/11. She will sing "Empire State of Mind" by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys, a song that includes a lyric about 9/11. This performance will be pre-recorded and from 9/11 of course. Mel will give her a standing ovation, even though all four judges will give criticism. Howie will say "going right after an act like Brian King Joseph, I don't think you've stepped it up enough," Mel will say "your voice was a bit rocky at times," Heidi will say "this wasn't your best performance," and Simon will say "what the bloody heII was that?"
 * 8) Hans - Nineteen-year-old Hans was not asked to be on this show, but Tyra forced him to because "she missed her Hans." Hans will sing an original parody of "You Make Me Feel Like (A Natural Woman)" - "You Make Me Feel Like an Actual Woman." Mel buzzed saying it was disrespectful to the "queen of rap" Aretha Franklin, to which Hans will diss her and Simon will buzz her.
 * 9) Arcadian Broad - Arcadian was brought to the show due to having attitude toward former judge Piers Morgan. He and his girlfriend Courtney will perform a Celina & Filiberto-style dance to "We're All In This Together" from High School Musical. Howie will tell Arcadian that he will definitely win and that he is the best act of the night.
 * 10) The Willis Clan - A few random members of The Willis Clan will perform a singing version of "Trust Me" by Bhad Bhabie. All four judges will give standing ovations, and all judges except Mel will buzz when their father Toby Willis comes on the stage. Mel will not buzz because she is obviously confused and unaware of basically everything.

Results

 * 1) The Sacred Riana - chose to jail Donald Trump for three years
 * 2) Flau'jae - would've chosen to jail Angelica Hale.
 * 3) Brian King Joseph - would've chosen to jail Michael Ketterer.
 * 4) Aileen George - would've chosen to jail Donald Trump
 * 5) Michael Ketter - would've chosen to jail Garth Brooks
 * 6) Arcadian Broad - would've chosen to jail Piers Morgan
 * 7) Sue Fink - would've chosen to jail Michael Ketterer
 * 8) Hans - would've chosen to jail Beyonce
 * 9) The Willis Clan - would've chosen to jail Danielle Bregoli
 * 10) Jimmy Rose - would've chosen to jail Michael Ketterer