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Predictions SPOILERS on what acTuaLLy WiLl hAPpeN for episode one!!!!1!!1!
TO BE CONTINUED...
 * 1) Bianca Ryan - Bianca's attempt at performing after so so long showed how much can change over time! She started by singing "Love On Top" by Beyonce in a minor key, but she forgot the tune so she went into "Chandelier" by Sia (starting with the "1-2-3 drink" part ofc) which obviously didn't match the track. Simon buzzed first, followed by Heidi and Howie. Mel B eventually buzzed, but she said it was only so that Howie's OCD wouldn't be triggered by only three buzzers and that she sang beautious. Bianca was discouraged by this and made a disturbing Chinese gesture before throwing the microphone into the audience and stomping off the stage.
 * 2) Preacher Lawson - When Preacher walked onto the stage, everyone was prepared for disaster because he was holding a piece of cardboard that said "HOMELES PPL DONT NEED ME 2 HELP THEM." Simon, forgetting that Preacher's a comedian, buzzes him because of the untasteful sign. Preacher goes on to completely rant about homeless people always asking him for money (not in an even slightly comedic way), and since barely anyone lets out a chuckle, he goes on to fat-shame several audience members. A random 300 pound woman from the audience escorts him off the stage before giving him a black eye and a trip to the hospital.
 * 3) Sofie Dossi - Sofie begins by bragging about how she's on the webshow Boss Cheer with Tessa Brooks. She then shows the first episode and everyone is bored as heck. After this, Simon asks "okay, what's the act?" Sofie replies, "my act was acting, in that episode. did you like it?" The audience boos because NO ONE IS INTERESTED AT ALL. Simon says "no, not really. i actually was yawning the entire time," and Sofie runs off the stage crying.
 * 4) Justice Crew - Justice Crew came on the stage dressed as members of BTS, squinting their eyes and everything ofc. They then did fortnite dances to the songs "Idol" and "Bulletproof." 78% of the audience gave a standing ovation and multiple "WE LOVE YOU JIMIN AND V" shouts were heard from clueless audience members who thought they were the real BTS. Since the show is staged, Simon then states that this was the real BTS as a guest performance and DEFINITELY NEVER an act dressed as them! Later on, Justice Crew gets the fan vote, but when Terry announces them as "Justice Crew" and not "BTS," the audience starts protesting the show and the Dolby Theater is damaged greatly by mad BTS fans.
 * 5) Alexandr Magala - Exactly what was shown on the YouTube preview occurs... except for that it was a video and not even filmed in the United States.. The audience is shown the video because Alexandr "couldn't make it due to we forgot to tell him to come" and the judges don't vote because it would be embarassing to talk to a screen about a pre-filmed act.