Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32798922-20190213012025/@comment-32379541-20190213193035

MaxAurelius wrote: I would like to say a group of exotic Italian dancers who bring in sevreal watermelon-bearing pandas to go a tango. Then, the entire stage gets eerily dark and some mimes that play the traingle come making ghost-like sounds. Then, a crew memebr brings a desk onto the stage with a dollhouse, and somebody similar to Sacred Riana pops out. Then all of the judges except one hit their buzzers and go into a hypnotic trance, because a group of hypnotists are also there. Then a band with these instruments (violin, viola, cello, bass, harp, flute, oboe, bassoon, clarinet, piccolo, trumpet, saxophone, French horn, ocarina, xylophone, marimba, theremin, trombone, triangle, cymbals, glockenspiel, tuba, schwyzeroergeli, banjo, guitar, ukulele, harpsichord, kazoo, harmonica, piano, ravanahatha, mbira, tambourine, rauschpfeife, recorder, launchpad, and the didgeridoo) start playing "Music of the Night" from "Phantom of the Opera" along with a female opera singer who manages to break glass and other materials, and as such the judge who didn't press the buzzer hits the Golden Buzzer, sending this very varied act ot the Quarterfinals. That sounds more like a nightmare but honestly that would make a hilarious SNL sketch or fan video