Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26983547-20180913194343/@comment-32239636-20180917202707

The-Cipher-King-2002 wrote: All 10 finalists get replaced with Hans, Yumbo Dump, Human Fountains, Lioz Shem Tov, Celina and Feliberto, Patches, Sethward, Pink Velvet Witch, Alex Hooper, and Mr. Uekusa PREDICTIONS

1 - Celina and Filiberto. They do their normal dirty dancing but decide to have sex on stage. Both of them have heart attacks and die, but Sacred Riana likes them so decides to bring them back to life. They get 4 standing ovations. They gets 9th place.

2 - Lioz Shem Tov. Magician kills Sacred Riana by pointing at her. Gets golden buzzer from 4 judges and Nick, who replaced Tyra. He gets 2nd place.

3 - Maddoc "Patches" Johnson. Raps to a Kodak Black song. As soon as the beat drops XXXTentacion comes back from death and rants about how he is better than Kodak on stage. They get 4 standing ovations. He gets 7th place.

4 - Hans. Actually doesn't do anything stupid. Performs Don't Stop Me Now and gets 4 standing ovations. He gets 3rd place.

5 - Yumbo Dump. Decide to become porn stars and start making noises with their privates. They gets buzzers from Heidi and Mel but golden buzzers from Howie and Simon. They get 4th place.

6 - Pink Velvet Witch. Brings back Sacred Riana and gets 4 buzzers, automatically giving him 10th place.

7- Human Fountains. Decide to spit out a GoodBurger from the 90s and proceed to dive into it and eat is all together. Simon buzzes it but the other judges give standing ovations. They get 8th place.

8 - Alex Hooper. Just does a regular stand-up routine. Gets no standing ovations but the judges don't have much to say. He gets 6th place.

9 - Wes-P (Mr. Uekusa). Does his BGT semifinal performance. Gets 4 standing ovationas. 5th.

10 - Sethward. He becomes a divine entity, automatically giving him the million, a show in Vegas, and a star on the walk of fame. Praise the all-mighty Sethward