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PENNIES' PERFECT THOUGHTS:

Yumbo Dump: Ugh, why, out of all Asia's Got Talent alumnis, does these guys have to come back, and not people like Neil Rey Garcia Llanes or Time Machine? I mean, I think I have seen worse comedy acts, and I got a tenth of a whole of a chuckle on the UFO one, but they just did a routine that made me force a smile onto my face and I hope they do not go far. 4/10

Us the Duo: This is one where I feel two different sides about them: I have seen them on the internet and like their style of music and all, but on here, they feel like, like Howie said, a coffeehouse act I would expect to see at my local Starbucks or Barnes and Noble tomorrow. Not bad neccessarily, but without a doubt not suitable for the show. But of couse, they will get loved by Howie and become the "In The Stairhell" act of the season where it gets hated then loved by a judge. 6/10

Lily Wilker: If this girl was trying to impersonate dead animals, I would give an ovation immediately. This here sounds like decapitated animals, "animals", and the judges give it four ovations. Seriously? from that performance? K then. 3/10

Fratelli Rossi: I could not believe my eyes at first when I saw them, and then kaboosh that mistake hit 'em. I was scared and my hands were trembling. Then, they decided to continue and performed a perfect Spindletop-acrobat routine, and was just the true feeling of redemption as they did not give up and tried and succeeded! Amazing. 9/10

Christina Wells: I first felt iffy on her, especially for ANOTHER singer having ANOTHER sob story, and I thought her voice was fine but nothing special. I rewatched and I realized how strong her voice really was and understood the love and attention she got. But at the same time, however, it should not make it too far since most of the variety this year is amazing. But if this was The Voice, I guess I would support her, I do not know. 8/10

Da RepubliK: I thought this was fine, but I have seen wayyyy better and did not find anything here remarkable or that stood out. Junior New System were better IMO. 7/10

Aaron Crow: God DAMN this was his best variation of this routine of of the three he did here, BGT, and FGT. That was even closer and the music made it even tenser, and I liked the way they portrayed Aaron as well, a hot, and creepy, and most importantly, dangerous, act. Stunning. 10/10

Alex Hooper: I know he is a reject, and it will only be him, and ONLY him (for this episode) because that was fudging hilarious. His roasts actually were humourous (cause for Mel B ik for a fact that roast was the truth) and made sense. But of course, the audience and the judges do not get it and fuck. But that was a spectacular performance I wish to see again! 8/10

Mochi: At first, I was not expeting much, then he pulled at the screen, and IMO, one of the best combinations of an act I have ever seen. This was serious golden buzzer material and it was flawless. This has to make it far, but of course America and the judges will be stupid and put a singer over him through to the SF in the JC. 10/10

Celina and Filiberto: Ok, I feel neutral here, although this sucks. They are terrible dancers and should not move on by any means by that weird and seducting dance routine, but I do like their characters and their persone. This was pretty bad, but at the same time, I like how AGT is trying to go for the dark humor and themes now, lol. But they seriously went out and portrayed a sequence of sex, screwed up, lol. 3.5/10

Michael Ketterer: It is either that people REALLY like him, or really, really do not. With him, I am in the middle of all sorts. Honestly, it seriously sucks to have another singing golden buzzer, but I did actually kind of feel in tone with his raspy voice. It was relaxation, I say, and god bless his soul. But, this should only make the semis at the most, really, because compared to Christina, he is not as good, but he was still fine for who he was. Good Man, Good Voice, Not so good golden buzzer. 7/10

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