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AGT: REHAB EDITION

1. Courtney Hadwin- After her 2 successful albums ("Shy" and "Nervous") she invented a new album called "Salami" in 2030. Some hit songs include "Toes", "Trailah Nastay", "Live, Love, Loose", and "My Teeth Are Yellow." She eventually lost her voice and she can no longer sing. She is now at rehab trying to regain her "Talent"

2. Taylor Ware- After a successful carrer of yodeling, she got bored of it and decided to pursue Acrobatics. At an audition she broke all the bones in her body and had to get her arms and limbs amputated. She now lives in a church basement waiting for Jesus to take her.

3. Jeffery Li- Singing is old, and MAKEUP IS IN! Jeffery is now a seasoned male makeup artist with over 200k followers on instagram. On the side, hes written some original songs such as "Runny Mascara", "Queer Qween", and "Yas sister slay." He hopes to inspire boys to do makeup and follow their dreams.

4. Arielle Barill- Arielle spends most of the time in her basement watching Belly Fetish videos and Toe Fetish Videos. She is Yumbith (Meaning she is part of the Yumbo Dump religion.) She is a teen mom who works in Arbys every day of her life.

5. Oscar/Petunia- After Season 12, the pair ditched Darci and went to live in the Bahamas. Rumor has it, Edna watches them while they sleep and even takes pictures and videos of it.

6. Sarah Grandpre- Now 67, she is still directing Voices of Hope even though only 16 members are left. They sing songs such as "Id Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart", "Sneezing on your Period", and "Do the Miranda"

7. Taylor Williamson- Bases his routines around the sister language. Some of his jokes include "When people tell me they are suicidal, I respond by saying I LOVE THAT FOR YOU" and "When someone asks me how im feeling, I say FRESH AND FUNKY SIS. And thats the tea"

8. Neal E. Boyd- Now in heaven, he plays 14 shows a week and is currently waiting for Jesus to kill Sue Fink and Mochi. He gave up on Opera and now sings in the style of Famous Musician Cristy Joy.