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THE JOKENING: EPISODE 2

Tonights episode begins with 4 octave range singer Adaline Bates. When Adaline went otf stage to change into her costume, the judges started to wonder why she was taking so long. About 3 minutes later, she walked on with a KKK outfit and she was also carrying a cross. Everybody was astonished and Howie even asked if he could have an outfit too because it looked like a cool halloween costume. Gabrielle also loved this new Lewk and said she wanted to add it to her New York and Company fashion line. When the act began, Gabrielle and Terry were put on the cross and Julianne was asked to set the cross on fire. The audience rose to a standing ovation and kept yelling "GOLDEN BUZZER GOLDEN BUZZER." The act ended with everybody shooken to the core and Adaline giving out free KKK outfits.

The second act of the night was Benicio Bryant. Benicio ironically chose to sing Elton Johns hit song, "Bennie and The Jets." Little did the Audience know that every time Benicio said the word Jets, it was a signal to the Nazis to come and bomb the theater. Simon thought it was a firework show, but it was not. As the only survior, he left the theater crying because he wishes his sun and dogs were able to see the fireworks.

The third act of the night was Light Balance Kids. When LBK ended their performance, the lights in the theater did not turn back on. Multiple screams could be heard from the distance because Jewish people began to invade the theater and cut of every males penis. A Jehova Witness went on stage at the end of the performance to advertise their religion and Howie ended up giving the witness the GB because they have an H in their name, which is what his first name starts with. The Jehova Witness then cut off Howies penis, since he is Jewish. Howie then ate all of the Penis's as a mukbang and Trisha Paytas joined him, since she is the queen of mukbangs.

The fourth act of the night was G-Force. G-Force made sure to note when they came out on stage that the G in their name standed for gay, and that every girl in the group was a different sexuality. The girls all had pixie cuts, they were all wearing flannels, and they were also wearing shirts that said "I Cant Even Think Straight", which was also the name of their song. Gabrielle told them "Before watching this I wished Incould burn the pride flag, but you guys made me kinda like it. WERK QUEENS"

Tonights closer was Singer/Rapper Joseph Allen. When he walked onstage, Julianne automatically buzzed because she thought that he was supposed to be working in the cotton fields. Joseph assured her that this was no longer a thing, but she said that people like him are the reason why Martin Luther King is dead. Although Joseph denied his Cotton Picking status, he decided to sing Blake Sheltons hit song "Cotton Pickin' Time." Julianne hit her buzzer every time he sang or rapped the vowel O. Security had to grab Joseph off of the stage for being a threat to Julianne, Howie, and Simon, the white judges. He was taken to jail after and was executed by hanging.