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Also here are my performance theories for next week  (yes this is a joke lol)

- Daniel Emmet comes down on a swing and sings a duet to Boomerang with Hans and gets a standing ovation from all judges

- Shin Lim eats himself alive and magically reappears in Tyras Wig

- Courtney sings Perfect by Ed Sheeran with Brynn Cartelli singing back up vocals and the power goes out during her performance

- Zurcaroh walks offstage during the middle of their performance while the music continues to play. Tyra then gives them the mega million buzzer that sends them straight to hell

- Vicki Barbolak comes out with live animals all over her skin as ¨her new animal print." Christina Wells then comes out and starts to fat shame Vicki

- Samuel forgot to perform and Voices of Hope replaced him. They sang ¨Bodak Yellow" by Cardi B.

- Glennis Grace performs a duet with Caitlyn Jenner singing ¨Love On Top¨ by Beyonce. Caitlyn does a death drop but accidentally ends up dying,

- Duo Transcend decides to use their baby in their performance and intentionally drop him from the top of the dolby theater

- Brian King Joseph plays going going gone by maddie poppe but collapses in the middle of his performance and then dies

- To close out the night, Michael Ketterers whole family comes on stage and sings about why he wishes he never adopted his children

- After the performance James Charles killed all the producers and made the show go on for 5 more hours while he sang ¨High Hopes¨ and ¨God Is A Woman¨

Results:

- All of the contestants were found dead after the show so they brought back contestants from season 14 of the voice and some of the failed auditions of season 13

BOTTOM 5:

10. Pryor Baird

9. Tappin Tomato

8. Kimmy Gibiler from Full House

7. Shane Dawson

6. Evie Clairs Dad (He comes back to life everytime he hears a voice crack)

TOP 5:

5. Celine Tams Dad

4. Sister James Charles

3. Mariah Carey

2. Rawr XD Gurl

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