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MikeyIsBae wrote: SEASON 13 WILDCARD SHOW PREDICTIONS

1.  ANGEL CITY CHORALE: Opens the show by singing ¨Uptown Fish" by Shangela while every person is dressed in Drag.. Simon loved it so much he said he is signing each of the 160 people to his label.

2. MAKAYLA PHILLIPS: Sings breathin by Ariana Grande and has an anxiety attack during the middle of her performance. Heidi said ¨JHUD PROUDCTIONS WOULD BE THROWING YOU A CLOSET OF SHOES AT YOU BECAUSE THAT WAS AMAZING.¨ Simon hated Heidis comment so much that he took of his own shoe and repedatively smacked Heidi on the head with it untill she passed out.

3. NOAH GUTHRIE: Performs in the least memorable spot of the night and sings ¨Michael In The Bathroom¨ from Be More Chill. At the end of the performance, a drag queen walks out and they kiss for 25 seconds.

4. WE THREE: They sing an original about how Bethany and Manny were taking part in incest and that they are expecting their first child in 25 months. In the results show, it is revealed that Bethany had a miscarrige and that she will be quitting the band.

5. AMANDA MENA: Sings ¨I Like It¨ by Cardi B. She messed up on the words while the track of her singing played in the background. Mel B said ¨WHAT JUST HAPPENEDDDDDD" and Heidi gave her ¨A BIG FAT YES¨

6. US THE DUO: They decided to perform a song with just the sounds of Carissa giving birth. The noises included ¨ShWOnk¨, ¨MEoWEW¨, and ¨SISDHSDJHDKJKAD¨

7. VOICES OF HOPE: Sang ¨ALDC LA¨ from Dance Moms. Instead of having soloists, each choir member sang one word of the song. Simon called it ¨The best performance on The Got Talent Shows EVER.¨

8. CHRISTINA WELLS: Sang ¨Fergalicious¨ by Fergie. Simon stopped her in the middle of her performance and she decided to sing an original titled ¨Prego Derp Dank¨ She got no applause and started crying mid-song.

9. DA REPUBLIK: Danced to ¨Johnny Johnny.¨ They were feeling lazy that day so they stood on stage and did nothing for 3 minutes. They got 4 standing ovations.

10. AARON CROW: He killed himself by accidentally shooting the bow and arrow the wrong way. His performance was edited out.

11. FRONT PICTURES: Instead of doing a visual performance, they sang an original song called ¨Sister Suicide Saturday.¨ They got the crowd on their feet and got 4 standing ovations

12. JUNIOR NEW SYSTEM: Danced to Winner by Nia Sioux. They danced with 3 foot heels and continuously feel throughout the dance. One person fainted and was accidentally stepped on several times,

RESULTS-

Only 5 of the acts could go through to complete the Top 15. 3 Acst Went straight through and 3 had to survive the instant save/judges choice

GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH:

- Angel City Chorale (Drag Choir)

- We Two (Incest Family Band)

- Voices Of Hope (Solo Choir)

MIDDLE 3:

- Christina Wells (Singer of all genres)

- Front Pictures (Songwriters/Visual Artists)

- Us The Duo (Sound Effect Duo)

DUNKIN SAVE WINNER:

- Front Pictures (Songwriters/Visual Artist)

JUDGES CHOICE WINNER:

- Us The Duo (Howie, Simon, and Mel voted yes) Omg why do I find this so funny! This is comedy gold