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THE JOKENING: Episode 3

This weeks episode began with singer Carmen Carter. When Carmen shared her story of being overweight with the audience, Simon commented on it saying how it wasnt a lie and she still looks overweight to this day. Gabrielle also added that  her blue dress wasnt doing her any justice. Gabrielle then walked onstage and attempted to give Carmen a makeover just like Tyra Banks did to Yoli in Season 12. Gabrielle tries to pull of Carmens Bindi on her forehead, but it would come off because she has used a hot glue gun to apply it. She then decides it would be best for Carmen to sing nude, so she shoved her naked body onstage and she sang "Somewhere Over The Rainbow." She got 3 buzzers. Nobody thought this was entertaining and the audience was confused.

Up next was Tyler Butler Figueroa. Tyler explained to the audience how he had cancer and a fat, white, republican man in the 27th row shouted that Tyler should have been killed in the attacks at Sudan. Tyler agreed and then swallowed his violin bow and killed himself. He got 4 yeses and moved on to the next round. Nobody thought this was entertaining and the audience was confused.

Charlotte Summers was the third performer of the night. In her package, she explained how she was kicked out of G-Force since there was already another sassy girl with bangs in the group. The song she sang that night was titled "Congratulations" by PewdiePie. The moral of this song was to Congratulate her Mom on entering menopause while she was still pregnant. Nobody thought this was entertaining and the audience was confused.

The 4th performance of the night was MacKenzie. When MacKenzie walked onsatge he was joined by an entourage of many other famous people named MacKenzie including Mackenzie Zeigler (Dancer), Mackenzie Davis (Tik Tok Star), and Mackenzie Bourg (American Idol Alum.) For their performance, they sat with their legs open onstage and asked the judges to sniff their crotches to see whos legs smelt the most like fish. Trish like Fish also made an appearance because she heard the word fish and automatically thoguth it was about her. MacKenzie Ziegler won this competition and therfore advanced to the next round. Julianne Hough claims she even saw bugs flying around her crotch and there was also a "green stench." Nobody thought this was entertaining and the audience was confused.

Edson and Leon got the Pimp Spot of the night. Their act consisted of them sitting at a table and eating their dead wives placentas from when they were pregnant. Nobody thought this was entertaining and the audience was confused.