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EPISODE 2- AGT THE LOSERS

1. Courtney Hadwin: Courtney entered the stage with a fask mask on, so people were confused if she was either a killer or just weird. When she started singing Sias "Chandelier", she danced too hard and her leg split in half. Some people at the taping even say the blood hit the ceiling! Howie had to walk up on the stage and take care of his GB, but she was foaming from the mouth so he threw her offstage. She was prnounced dead at 12:00 AM the next day.

2. Darci Lynne: Darci spent every single one of her million dollars on weed and cocaine, so she had to get rid of all of her puppets to get money to survive. When she walked onstage, judges noticed her hair was frizzy, she was much heavier, and she had concerning stains all over her shirt. Mel tried to be comforting, but Darci screamed back at her "DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME!". Mel had to leave the stage because she began to cry, and Darci made Simon buy her McDonalds.

3. Piff The Magic Dragon: This time around, Piff walked onstage wearing casual clothes. Unfortunately for Heidi, Piff noticed that Heidi had a red dot on her forehead. Piff asked "Heidi I didnt know you were Indian? Its crazy how things can change jn just 3 seasons!". Howie told Piff that Heidis culture is a choice thag she should make and that she looks beautiful with one of the red dots on her head. Piff then walked up to Heidi, ripped it off, and Heidi was taken in a Helicopter back to india.

4. Cristina Ramos- Cristina came on stage wearing the see through dress Mel wore in Season 12 Auditions. Obviously it did not fit, since Cristina has been on a diet of Tofu and Rice. Cristina thought that this stage was the stage of the masked singer, so she wore a mask of Mel b. Unfortunately, Mel B copyrighted Cristina for looking like "an average women in her 20's who is trying to be me". The audience was booing and the music wasnt playing, but Cristina managed to still sing all of "Broken Hearts" by Chevel Shepherd.

5. Light Balance: When Light Balance walked onstage, it was noticibal that vomit and egg yolks were on their clothes. Simon tried to point it out to them, but the leader of the crew went up and licked his head repeditively. Simon tried to fight back, but the dancer had already eaten all of his chest hair by then. The audience did not know how to react, so producers played the laughing tracks that are heard in normal TV Comedy. The show then went to a commercial break.

TO BE CONTINUED