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TheSnuggleKinz wrote: AGT S13 Finalists - Where They'll Be in 10 Years - Ranked From Richest to Homelessest boo you are amazing at making joke predictions and just fell off of my bed from laughing so hard PLEASE MAKE MOREEE
 * 1) Courtney - Courtney, who has legally dropped her surname, is as popular as Bebe Rexha was back in 2018! As of now, she has released two albums - "Shy" (2019) and "Nervous" (2023), but she has been working on her next album "Winner of AGT Season 13" since she lost. Her most famous single which peaked at #1 on the Bubbling Under Hot 100 chart is a cover of Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 which she has changed to be called "Shy and Nervous." She has died her hair, meaning she is bald like Jojo Siwa. However, she does wear a blaunde wig occasionally.
 * 2) Vicki Desmond - Vicki has had two more husbands since appearing on the show, with her current one being some old rich guy called Rick Desmond. She has lost a couple hundred pounds so that she may return to her pole career that she started in junior high when she lived in, you guessed it, New Jersey. Though it does not exist anymore, from 2019 to 2025 she had her own show on E! called "Trailer Nasty's Neighborhood" which was criticized for not being similar to Mr. Roger's nay-Burr-hood. However, she does currently have another career which is strip-tease in which she puts tassels on her falsies.
 * 3) Duo Subscend - Tyce and Mary now have their own show in a Chicago subway that happens Monday through Thursday in the months May and June! Their single act that they perform three times throughout the day consists of hanging from random things above the subway, and Mary has only been bit by the subway once. Tyce, of course, is now fully blind in both eyes actually. Mary's head has started swelling up due to the excessive amount of dye so she now is a redskin. However, this may solely be due to her body being human taxidermy rather than her being alive (her body was in a few hundred pieces after being hit by the subway train, though it is EXTREMELY likely that she is alyve).
 * 4) The Great Smith - The Great Smith is the new name of Shin Lim after joining Masters of Majik in 2020. They asked him to be called "Smith" instead of "Shin" because his name is too Asianly stereotypical. He left the crew last year in 2027 and now has no job, but he still has a good chunk of money left. He married his fiance in 2025 (a different one of course) named Riana. Yup. It's her. They are hoping to perform a new show called "The Great Smith and Wonderful Riana" if they can get any theaters to rent.
 * 5) Daniel Klum - Daniel Emmet, being a serious feminist, married Heidi Klum and took her last name in 2023. Heidi chose to change her last name to Emmet so that when spelled as one word (heidiemmet), the word die is in it (heiDIEmmet). Yes, Heidi has a death wish simply because Migaela Phillip Phillips Garcia Garcia, her 2022 golden buzzer, only reached the audition round. Daniel has quit his opera career to have a "modern singing" career with his sidechick Cristy Joy (now professionally known as Crusty Joy because she is ejjy).
 * 6) Dennis Dace - I know what you're thinking, but no, she is not trans. She just feels like she NEEDS to have a male name so that her 22 year old child can have a father figure who is better than his favorite youtuber, Shishter James. Now, the word "dace" is a type of fish, and Dennis now has a new career as a quiet river sea diver. However, she still does sing, and has released her two songs "Hand Bells" and "Wishing Well," both of which are instrumental with the only vocals being her reading the title of the songs at the start of both tracks.
 * 7) Michael Kett - Michael is known by Guiness World Records as the "Holder of the Darkest Tattoos" in which he is a walking blackface whose eyes are Bastille - Pompeii. He does not sing anymore as he has become mute from digesting a little too much ink when he got his tounge dyed black. As of 2028, he has adopted four more children. Bertha has one leg, one tooth, and two belly buttons, Jordan has tattoos, Ashwin has an addiction to Fortnite, and Cody had cancer before "Passing Over the Sun-Eclipsed River" - the last song Michael released before becoming mute in 2024.
 * 8) Samuel Jadeyn Comroe - SJC now lives in a prison in Nashville after he got crunk. Details would be a bit graphic, but in summary, he became crunk enough to cut the heads off of every pug at the local animal shelter. It is fairly possible, however, that he wasn't drunk and did so intentionally. He has a net worth of approximately $45.39 according to Wikipedia.
 * 9) Brian Luther King - Now paralyzed from his neck and below, Brian lives in a Boston hospital where he has been undergoing a three-year surgery in which his dreadlocks are to be removed. He obviously broke up with his girlfriend since she was only with him for money and clout. Brian has no money whatsoever as his grandma Emet is now paying for him solely, but as Emet is becoming her mother, she is going to stop paying for his medical needs soon.
 * 10) Zucchinoses - Oh, please. They only existed for the sake of AGT. Nowadays they are pursuing there own careers - for example Judy Judy Bo Budy Banana Fanna Fo Fudy of the Zucchinioses now works in a dome in Austria. Everyone else is either unemployed, a beach bum, or dead. On average, their net worth is equal to -$6993.03 which is mainly due to unpaid bills. The Zucchinioses' theme song is "Broke" by Us the Duo Descend. Not that Us the Duo Descend matters anymore, but they have "descended," meaning that they have been buried for a few years. And Mrs. Us the Duo is still pregnant. With a ghost.