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AGT CHAMPIONS: HOW EPISODE 1 SHOULD HAVE GONE

- Justice Crew: Danced to "Man Candy" by Shangela. The performance consisted of them doing the charleston for 5 minutes. Howie called it the most interesting performance hes ever seen.

- The Clairvoyants: Thommy disappeared into Amelies womb. She then gave birth to him.

- Vicki Barbolak: Talked about her transition from man to women to man to women. Jennifer Hudson then randomly walked on stage and threw 5 shoes at her.

- Sophie Dossi: The performance consisted of her sucking on her toes while her legs hung over her head. She ended up fainting and accidentally died even though thats not what the script said.

- Susan Boyle: The performance consisted of her standing on stage while the instrumental track of Chun Li played. She occasionaly uttered words such as "kinky" or "derp".

- Preacher Lawson: Decided to become a ventriloquist in June and brought his puppet Choka Wilderness. The puppet is a drag queen who describes herself as "Queer with a K (Kweer) and Sexy with a C (Cexy)" The puppet then sang "Juul is Cool" by Miranda Sings. He got 4 Golden Buzzers at the same time and he automatically won the caption.

- Alex Magala: Instead of swallowing swords, he swallowed Mels whole body. The whole theater was dying of laughter and everybody thought it was so funny.

- Sara: The act consisted of Sara (The Trainer) walking around in circles for 20 minutes. The crowd was silent and Simon called it the most beautiful thing hes ever seen

- Bianca Ryan: Sang "Touch My Tooter" by Ween. She was so passionate about the song she continued to sing through the judges comments.

- Uzerye Novruzo: Instead of using a ladder, he decided to use a pole. "Blurred Lines" played in the background of the performance while he began to take off his close. Heidi fell off our her chair from suspense and got a concussion.