Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26983547-20190527152245/@comment-32239636-20190529123428

Greg Morton - Utterly hilarious and fantastic, reminded me of my Star Wars filled childhood, and even though I know he probably won’t make it much further, I loved this and it’ll always be better than Lily Wilker. 9.7/10, Rank 2nd

Eric Chien - He won AsGT and honestly he kind of disappointed this time around by doing a Will Tsai type of performance. He is capable of so much more with his Rubik’s Cube shenanigans and I hope he shows us his true potential. 8.8/10, Rank 4th

Sophie Pecora - Yeah, I didn’t like this all that much. I knew her from Shane Dawson and her Billie Eilish “remixes” and honestly it wasn’t very good. I would still give a “yes” vote because A for effort but I don’t want to see her go far, even though I know she will in the back of my mind because of Shane’s fan base having her back. 6.8/10, Rank 9th

Monkey - This was the one full audition in the bad acts montage and honestly, it was so ridiculously awful and I loved it. He would probably show his penis if we kept going with him however. 7.5/10, Rank 8th

Patrizio - I didn’t see this coming, and being a Haspop fan myself I REALLY enjoyed this. That being said, he seems like he’ll be a one trick pony with this act and that he might not last long but we’ll see. 8.6/10, Rank 6th

V. Unbeatable - This was amazing, I would genuinely coin it better than Zurcaroh, in terms of the acrobatics. They won’t get all the love Zurcaroh got because of the golden buzzer and lack of storytelling and dynamics, but this still won the night for me and I would love to see them go FAR. 9.9/10, Rank 1st!

Jackie Fabulous - A lot of people have been comparing this to Vicki Barbolak, and I’m not surprised at that fact. This was funnier than Vicki and less “trailer nasty” but it wasn’t out of the park like Greg was. 8.0/10, 7th

Gingzilla - The vocals went from over the top to straight up screaming, and this was overall one of the funniest and most entertaining performances of the night. I don’t expect him to go any further than Hans though. 8.7/10, 5th

Human Fuse - This wasn’t exactly talent, it was more so some dude being insane. If he does some legit parkour like he promised Simon, I can light up to him, but for now I can’t defend this. 6.4/10, 10th

Kodi Lee - Yeah, it’s amazing for someone with low functioning autism and blindness to kill it like he did. Taking away his disabilities in mind, the performance was still great, and he will probably go far. 9.2/10, 3rd