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PART 2 OF PREDICTIONS SPOILERS FOR EPISODE ONE

 * 1) Sara and Hero - Sara and Hero do a dog-trick act dressed as Dora the Explorer and Boots to a remix of "Backpack." The act was a major step down from their previous performances. Simon called it "Pompeyo Family style" and Howie said it was disrespectful to Dora. Mel then asked Sara "why are you orange?" Sara replied "Dora is orange." and Mel said "Dora is Mexican." Sara then made a huge mistake by saying "Mexicans are orange."
 * 2) Vicki Barbolak - Vicki's performance consisted of making jokes about her new trailer restaurant-on-wheels, "Vicki's Peckers." After a couple weak jokes that only Simon understood, she went to have a Vicki's Peckers mukbang. She tried to make another joke while eating, but she choked on steak, and the paramedics rushed to the stage. Heidi told Vicki that her life was much more important than winning the competion, and Vicki thanked her. However, Heidi then told her that she was disqualified, and Vicki said that this was discrimination against old people with eating problems. She went on to sue Heidi for 15 grand.
 * 3) Uzeyer Novruzov - Uzeyer was going to be doing some difficult ladder acrobatics for his act. However, after Vicki's act, the stage floor was wet due to "Peckers juice." He stood up the ladder and attempted to climb the first step. The ladder suddenly toppled over on top of him, and he broke his back. He painfully said he was fine and attempted it again. He managed to get up to the first step safely, but while climbing up to the second step, he fell forward onto the ladder. He was still for a few seconds, but then he lifted up his face which was covered with blood. Uzeyer was sent to the emergency room and after recovery, he quit his act.
 * 4) The Clairvoyants - The Clairvoyants had by far the most unexpected act of the night. The act began with The Sacred Riana coming on the stage and saying the typical "let's play," "she wants to play with you," and "fear is her friend." Mel B has a fake heart attack and then dramatically leaves the theater for the rest of the act. The act was meant to involve Mel B, so The Clairvoyants come onto the stage with Riana and say that they cannot do their act now. Howie volunteers to be part of the act, but The Clairvoyants state that the act is ruined for good. The three remaining judges buzz the act, and Riana breaks character and begins cursing in Korean. The lights in the theater are turned off due to "technical difficulties," and The Clairvoyants and Riana struggle to leave the building without light. They fall down multiple flights of stairs and break bones.
 * 5) Susan Boyle -  Susan sings "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong for her act. She starts out mostly normal, but she sings the song in an extremely dull manner and raises her eyebrows at random times. About 30 seconds in to the song, she hits a SOUR note and the producers stop the background music. The audience boos. Mel, who is now completely delusional after Riana and The Clairvoyants, says "wasn't that good?" Simon tells her that she didn't even finish her act, but Mel ignores him and says "I think that was good." She then presses the golden buzzer. Susan is shook. Simon is mad. Heidi is mad (at Vicki). Terry regrets joining AGT. And Howie? He tells America to vote since he doesn't realize that The Champions is being pre-filmed.