Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25150955-20190405123303/@comment-1650307-20190407004424

Thoughts on Auditions #1


 * The Queen: The impression was just okay but the material was spot-on. It would be probably the most hilarious if this act won and then we would have The Queen watching The Queen at the Royal Variety show. I would PAY to see that.
 * Fabulous Sisters: Exhilirating! They are kinda like the female Just Jerk.
 * Y Pedwar Covi [X]: No. Just no.
 * Jimmy Tamley: Super weird, but I enjoyed it. The ventriloquism was spot-on. Hardly ever saw him move his lips.
 * Faith Tucker: Her voice was good, but I found it a little cheesy.
 * Ron [X]: Too weird.
 * Elizabeth: Much like "The Sacred Riana", I fully understand that there is an audience and a market for acts like this... I am just not one of them.
 * Siobhan Phillips: She is a talented songwriter. I like her.
 * Flakefleet Primary School: Okay... at first I thought I was going to hate it, being just a generic childrens' choir, yada yad yada... but then it went on, and then I just absolutely loved it. They are not the best singers but I think that that doesn't matter. It was so fun and contagious that I just had a huge smile on my face. I was hoping for David to press his GB for a so-bad-it's-good act but instead he pressed it for a so-good-it's-good act. Well done, David. This is why you are my spirit animal.
 * Vardanyan Brothers: They were hypnotically captivating, though I think Giang Brothers from the previous year was more dangerous than that.

And of course, here are the BGMT acts.


 * David Watson: He don't give up easy don't he? His Trump impression was literally the worst. Maybe next year...
 * The Singing Cabbies [X]: I like them, but I don't like their singing voices.
 * High Five: I find them lovably silly. They make me smile.
 * Sassy Steve: He was fun, but I would've voted "no".