Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26983547-20180913194343/@comment-32239636-20190116235101

OOPISIDE 3: THE REAPING

Angelica Hale - Comes on the stage in a bikini with her name changed to Miley Cyrus II and sings to Wrecking Ball.

Billy And Emily - Their act is normal until the final trick where Billy throws Emily at the judges table. Both Emily and the Golden Buzzer itself are rushed to the hospital and later die I mean go to sleep for a very very long time

Darcy Oake - He sings an original song called "Are You That Dumb" where he reveals he is really Special Head from Hogwarts. He turns into a bird and flies away

DJ Arch JNR - Runs off the stage from stage fright. He was later found in his apartment DJing by himself with a stripper

Jon Dorenbos - Decides to unretire from the NFL and the Eagles and Patriots rematch in the Super Bowl only to find out the Saints beat them beforehand. The Eagles then play Baker Mayfield and the Bad News Browns on the AGT stage where everyone on both teams die. Heidi says "OMG I LOVED THAT SO MUCC PLSSS AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN". Simon, JayDK, and Howie all proceed to snap Heidi's neck together

Paul Potts - His vibrato goes so fast for so long that he actually has a seizure. No one cares and he gets applause anyway

Prince Poppycock - Forgot to show up because he was in Germany doing a sexy bitch show with his partner Hans

Ryan Stock and AmberLynn - Ryan shoves a condom up his nose. Amber purposefully then shoots Ryan in the face for this

Samuel J. Comroe - He twitches so much to the point where he becomes The Sacred Riana and gets buzzed off

Tom Cotter - Forgot to perform so Season 14 Winner Marco Rivera performed Friday.

GB - Miley Cyrus II

1st/2nd/3rd - Marco Rivera/Just Amber/Philadelphia Eagles