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Heres mine for Episode 1- Episode 2 Coming Soon

1. Sahara Boshyle- Susan Boyle was bored so she decided to become an Indian Princess! She performed "Waka Waka" by Shakira, but Heidi went up onstage and pushed her off because "Saharas face was getting on her nerves"

2. Sofie Dossi- Sofie spent a majority of her performance sucking on her toes with her feet in front of her head. After that, she began to bleed and paramedics rushed her offfstage. She was never seen again.

3. The Clairvoyants- For their performance, they brought a random audience member onstage to help them with their trick. The contestant was put in a box and Thommy said that when he opened the door, the participant will have disappeared. Unfortunately, the participant did not disappear. When the box opened, the participant was found kissing a drag queen while they were both naked!

4. Vicki Barbolak- Vicki was feeling bored of comedy, so she decided to sing an original song for the judges instead. Her song was titled "Theres More Than Two", which is a riveting tale about how every single person in her family occupies a different gender! Her performance included a gospel choir and naked women dancing in the background.

5. Bianca Ryan- Bianca went deaf after hearing Vickis song so she did not remember what song she chose or how to sing it. She ended up singing an instrumental performance to Nia Jax's wrestling anthem "Im Not Like Most Girls". All of the instrument sounds were created by her mouth, and some audience members were confused as if she was having a seizure or not.

6. Sara and Hero- Sara forgot Hero back at home so she stood onstage for 5 minutes while "You Say" by Lauren Daigle played in the background. She got 5 standing ovations, and got named to be the frontrunner of the competition.

7. Preacher Lawson- His routine was about how he was Mormon and his name was Preacher. He than began to talk about how he was a James Charles stan and how he wanted to start a makeup company. He got 4 buzzers and got disqualified immeadietly.

8. Uzereye Novruzo- Uzereye was feeling the new movie Bird Box so he did his performance underwater and blindfolded. He ended up driving but everybody thought he was joking so the audience continued to laugh. People began to notice he was dead when his body sank to the bottom of the lake and was never seen again.

9. Alex Magala- Alex was feeling kinky so he decided to wear the costume of famous furry "Majira Strawberry" during his performance. Some of his notable tricks were the "Killer Kawaii", "Puncture Punch", and "The Sister Stanning Stab." He got 3 stanning ovations, the other one not being from Howie because he dressed up in his furry costume and join the act.

10. Justice Crew- Justice Crew closed out the night by performing to the best song in the world "Hit Or Miss' by Mia Khalifa. They all wore makeup, dresses, and durags because they wanted to put their own twist on their performance. The performance ended by one of the men burning himself on a cross. Mel was left screaming "WHAT JUST haaaPEEENNNNEDDD"

RESULTS

Justice Crew advances by GB

Sahara Boshyle gets the Fan Vote