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THE JOKENING: EPISODE 5

With only one episode left of the "Show Off Your Shit" round after this, only so many more things can go wrong!

The first performance of the night came from the Ndlovu Youth Choir. As soon as they came out, rats and bugs followed them on to the stage. Could it be? The Bubonic Plague? The Ebola Virus? The Zika Virus? "No.", Claimed the choir director. "It is the Shmubndlovuhye Ponty Wermt Virus." This so called virus is what inspired the choirs name. The choir director then asked the youth group to take off their clothes and underneath there were even more rats. When they attempted to sing Bette Midlers "Wind Beneath My Wings", it epically failed due to the teen mom soloist in the choir getting morning sickness and throwing up. The choir director then repeditvely whipped her untill she bleeded out. The rats and flys then went towards her and ate her remains. Simon gave them a no after that because he claimed that their breath was going to smell too bad if they tried to sing anymore. Julianne and Gabrielle conquered. Howie said he liked their passion, but it was going to have to be a no.

The night continued with young opera singer Miz. Emanne Beasha. Following behind her were all of the child singers of Season 14. GForce, Ansley, Charlotte, Sophie, Benicio, Detroit Youth Choir, and the Ndlovu Youth Choir all struck a pose infront of the judges after they walked onstage. The group called themselves "Jahhhhh" in honor of the late raper XXXTentacion. Due to Jim Crow Laws, The Detroit and Ndlovu Choirs had to perform in the back of the theater since Ansleys parents did not want her to be influenced by "such foul mannered people". This surprised nobody since she is from the south. Charlotte began to sing strange cow like noises with GForce who made their own Ukeleles out of pig skin. Charlotte started to speak after the performance ended to thank the crowd but nobody understood what she was saying because of her thick accent. Charlotte then started flying and Emanne followed her. Nobody understood this phenomenon.

The third performance of the night was Izzy and Easton. Although Izzy and Easton said they were friends, their performance revealed something else. The song in the routine was called "Incest to the Wincest" by Luke Islam. In the routine, Izzy agressively rubbed Eastons thighs, but he resisted and did not let her access what laid close to that area. The act concluded with Izzy starting to take off her dress straps and Easton shooting what looked like....water....possibly lemonade... out of his belly button. Weird, right? Julianne claimed that contemperary dance had never been this beautiful before she had seen them and it was a total yes from her. Gabrielle wished there were more people involved.

The fourth performance of the night was Trigger Happy. His name ended up being ironic to his act because... welll....... we will talk about that soon. First, Ben made the whole audience and judging table come outside of the theater. He then got raised on a platform (similar to BKJ's in S13) to the nearest tree. Once he got up there, he hung himself with his umbilical cord that he had kept in a jar since he was a baby. Then, Gabrielle was asked to pull the "Trigger" on him. She refused to do so and she went up to the tree to get him down, but he had disapeered by the time she got there.Nobody cared enough to know where he went so the producers refilled the theater and there Ben was, on the Judges Table completely naked doing an irish dance. He then hit the golden buzzer for himself and he got sent straight to the BGT Champions Top 2. Gabrielle was upset and threatened to burn a pride flag on top of his fat stomach because she is homophobic. Simon supported the idea, but the producers didnt allow it due to the fact that there relgions do not allow them to even see the pride flags.

The final act of the night was Verba. They spent the whole night arguing with Howie whether their name was a noun or a verb. The cast of Mean Girls on Broadway then Appeared out of thin air and Regina George substituted for Julianne Hough while she went into the bathroom and cried because she didnt know what a noun or a verb was. Must be the dumb blonde curse?