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Lukebottalico wrote: My Predictions

Greg Morton: He dresses up like Howie and impersonates all of the judges. Simon buzzed him and he goes off on Simon and makes his way down to the judges table. Meanwhile, his pants fall down and flashes the entire audience. Right then and there, Howie turns gay and hits the gb.

Eric Chien: The Judges find out he is Mel B in disguise. Mel B yells at Gabrielle and tells her that she will be the only black female judge to be on AGT. Gabrielle tells her to pop off and they fight in front of the entire audience. Heidi then runs out and they start jumping Gabrielle. Julianne wasn’t having it and ran up there and started fight too. Mel and Heidi both got their faces bashed in(literally.) And Julianne and Gabrielle say a 20 hours speech about how wack they think Mel and Heidi are.

Sophie: She sings a song she wrote for Shane Dawson and she accidentally talks about how they had an inappropriate releationship together. Shane was watching in the audience and the swat team swarms in and takes him down.

Patrizio: Before the show, he put a trap under the piano that would launch the piano and crush Simon. Mid performance, he sets the trap off and instead of hitting Simon, the piano crushes a ton of audience members. Which causes a huge earthquake in California and destroys California for all of eternity.

V.Unbeatable: They do an amazing dance routine. Mid way one of their costumes comes off and under the costume is the leader of Zucaroh. They y’all about how they are they are the most amazing Acro group to perform on the AGT stage. Then, Zumba Zumba, Acroarmy, and Diabolo come out and there is a full on rap battle to see who is the winner. The battle went on for 2 weeks and they all died due to not eating/drinking for those 2 weeks.

Jackie Fabulous: She walks onto the stage and Julianne immediately calls her the N word. Jackie’s husband, Thanos, then appears and sets the whole theatre on fire and says that he will put it out only if Jackie wins the entire competition. They agreed and right then and there, Your season 14 winner was announced.

Gingzilla: He talks about how he is the long, lost brother of Prince Poppycock and Hans, but little did he know, Hans was back to compete for a second time. Hans starts dissing him off and reveals that he is the best gay person to grace the AGT stage. Everyone agrees and they start throwing penis’s at Gingzilla. One flys right into his mouth and he chokes to death.

Human Fuse: He flys right out of the earth and onto mars. Where he becomes and Alien. He kidnaps Simon, takes his DNA, and clones Simon. He then comes onto the show and judges as Simon. His whole plan is too ruin AGT but that didn’t work out that way. Simons son, Eric, and his girlfriend, Sophie Fatu, realize that something is up. They then run on stage and expose Human Fuse for his lies.

Kodi Lee: He goes onto stage and claims that he is the male Gypsy Rose Blanchard and talks about how his mom is forcing him to say that he is autistic and blind when he really isn’t. Damn, that beats mine by a long shot