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Demon Taka wrote: Here are my joke predictions:

This episode is sponsored by sesame street, as a result, all acts will perform in alphabetical order

- Brian King Joseph plays Weird Al's "Fat" on violin, with Yumbo Dump as back up dancers. On top of the dolby theatre

- Courtney Hadwin does not get to perform, because shortly before her perfomance was up, the producers shot up the building because she's only going second.

- Daniel Emmet sings his original song "Back Again" in Afrikaans. He gets stopped by Simon Cowell, who asks him to change songs again, he then sings "Don't stop me now" which gets him buzzed.

- Duo Transcend does a new thing with a Trampoline and some Pyro stuff.

- Tyra forgot to announce that Glennis was performing, and she wasn't televized.

- Michael Ketterer sings a full on musical number of "Never Enough" featuring all the orphans he didn't adopt.

- Samuel J. Comroe admits he never had touretts, and attemps harikari before being stopped by the judges.

- Shin Lim reveals he was Riana all along, and proceeds to Take Mel B off stage, where she's never seen again. Shin Lim is a judge now

- Vicki Barbolak makes a Trace my Body joke, then a Trailer nasty joke, then says "I don't Vicki BarboLACK talent" then gets buzzed off the stage.

- Zurcaroh throws the little girl now, through the roof, she's stuck in the roof. Yumbo Dump as backup dancers would be the funniest thing ever IMO