Born into royalty on an island of fierce, independent women as equally renowned for their superhuman powers as their freakishly synchronous menses, Retired Wonder Woman spent her youth dreaming of becoming a TV star. But alas, when it came time to cast the lead role in a series about her life, the job went to mammarily-gifted beauty queen Lynda Carter.
One dozen rehab stints and 5,632 bingo games later, Retired Wonder Woman is back and once again ready to save the world with her quick wit, mad photobombing skills and ability to sleep standing up. 
Retired Wonder Woman's audition in Episode 1203 consisted of performing. Howie Mandel, Mel B, Heidi Klum, and Simon Cowell all buzzed the act . At least two judges voted "No", eliminating her from the competition.